Caller ID is one of the best inventions in the last century. Well, okay, not really. But it is really nice to have. It has saved me so much time since it allows me to screen all of those telemarketer calls.
There is a National Do Not Call Registry out there, but it doesn’t stop all telemarketing calls. Political organizations, charities, telephone surveyors, and any company that I have an existing business relationship (e.g. my credit card company, my phone company, etc) are still permitted to call me.
Listen to how one guy handled his telemarketer:
I don’t mind all telemarketing calls though. I actually like taking phone surveys. That’s because I’m hoping that someday, my survey answers will finally take some of those crappy reality shows off the air. That’s right, I’m looking at you, “Making the Band 4”.
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Anvil Parachute 
I’m glad I bookmarked you. This is hysterical!