I didn’t know that there was another career path option I could’ve taken after college.
Not that it would’ve really been an option for me since the job actually does require charm and good looks.
Had the job only needed a vast knowledge of Saved by the Bell trivia and Color Me Badd lyrics, then I would’ve been soooo in.
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Anvil Parachute 
Wow are these guys gigilos?
Oh yeah, they’re totally gigolos. Except they’re gigolos for younger women instead of the older, lonely, and wealthy “cougars” (as some people call them).